Because they're totally ignorant and haven't already fucked up the show enough, now they're going to try and hook up Greg and Sara. They're friends. That's it. Just friends. Nick and Greg and their ohsoperfect love, well, I guess that just doesn't rate anymore. And hello! Sara obviously knows about them and probably sits around with Greg and talks tips and hints to hide hickeys and become an expert in the field of blowjobs. And dammit. Like they haven't already pissed me off enough that know they're going to go and do this. Bastards.